welcome to the jungle!

i'm not sure where this is going to go. i've worked in retail all my life. it started as a part-time high school job, continued thru college and eventually became my career. i think i have heard it all, but not a week goes by when a customer doesn't enlighten me with their wondrous words of wisdom or even actions. i've decided to share with you some of the moments that make me laugh, scream or hurl obscenities. i can't believe how some people conduct themselves in public. but hey, i'm not here to get on a soapbox and lecture...i'm here to just share my musings. enjoy.